Its a new week at My Guitar Lessons and on a Monday morning we all need a bit of cheering up. So here are some classic guitar and guitarist jokes to start off your week with a smile. If you have any other guitar related puns or jokes please leave them at the bottom and we will publish them at a later date.
Q. Why do guitarists prefer playing guitar to cycling?
A. Because a bicycle only has two pedals.
Q. How can you tell when your guitarist is out of tune?
A. His hand starts moving.
Q. What is the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond?
A. Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money.
Here we go; banjo-bashing resurrected!
Q. What’s the difference between a banjo and cattle grid?
A. People slow before they drive over a cattle grid.
I heard that someone tried to attack his mate with the neck of a guitar. I wonder if that was a fret?
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